No. 202

Because even rebels have standards.

We stand by our scents like a Southern belle stands by her bourbon—boldly and without apology. That said, we know sometimes things just don’t hit right. So here’s the deal:

💣 All Sales Are Final. Due to the nature of our products (we’re talking oils, sprays, and all that sultry stuff), we do not accept returns or exchanges. We hand-bottle everything in small batches with love, mischief, and hygiene in mind. Once it leaves our hands, it’s yours to love—or to gift to that one friend who always “forgets” to wear deodorant.

💥 But if we messed up… If your order arrives broken, leaking, or looking like it partied too hard in transit, email us within 5 days of delivery at support@southerndebauchery.com with your order number and a few photos of the damage. We’ll get it sorted faster than a scandal at Sunday brunch.

🕵️‍♀️ Sniff Before You Commit. Not sure if a scent is your vibe? We offer sample sizes for a reason, sugar. Try before you go full bottle—because heartbreak is real, but buyer’s remorse is optional.

🐾 The Fine Print, But Make It Sass

• Southern Debauchery is not responsible for delays caused by postal services, ex-lovers, or Mercury in retrograde.

• Refunds are issued only if we’ve made an error or your item arrives damaged.

• We reserve the right to deny returns if the item has been opened, used, or smells suspiciously like regret.

Bottom line?
We want you to smell like the main character, not customer service drama. If something’s wrong, we’ll make it right—but if you just changed your mind, darling, that’s a journey between you and your impulse control.